Armchair Hockey Scout

Ask the book

2026-27 edition Ask a direct question about this edition of the book — who, how many, how common, which group more — and it is answered with a table computed on this page from the edition’s index: the season line, height and age, the on-ice percentiles, the grades and the traits read out of every report. Ask for a view on named players — what a comparison comes down to, what makes a man — and you get the book’s reading of their own pages, and only those. The model turns your question into a query and phrases the result, or reads the pages it is handed; it never originates a figure, and an answer carrying a figure that is on neither the table nor the pages is withheld. It does not forecast, and it says so when a question is outside what the book holds.

Tables are computed on this page from the 2026-27 edition’s index; readings rest on the players’ own pages; the model never counts. Twenty questions an hour.

Winning is not being right

The 2022-23 bracket, and the entry that wins the pool

A pool does not pay for accuracy. It pays for finishing first. The bracket that maximises expected points is roughly the one that picks the model's favourite fifteen times. Everybody else's is the one that picks the table's — the league's own Bracket Challenge says so, over four Aprils and five million brackets — and the two part company exactly where a pool is won.

All 32,768 coherent brackets, scored against 20,000 simulated tournaments. Computed 2026-09-10, priced at the deadline with 8 of 8 openers in hand.

Where the model thinks it ends

Each club's chance of surviving each round, from 20,000 simulated tournaments, as it stood before a puck was dropped. A club's rating error is drawn once per tournament and carried through all four rounds, so a collapse in the first round and an absence from the final are the same event rather than two — which is most of what makes a bracket a bracket. What the openers did to these figures is the next section.

Club Pts Round twoConference finalFinalWon the Cup Games
Carolina Hurricanes 113 75.9%46.8%28.5%18.8% 14.2
New Jersey Devils 112 65.6%31.6%17.3%10.5% 12.3
Toronto Maple Leafs 111 61.2%31.6%15.4%8.8% 12.0
Boston Bruins 135 51.1%26.8%12.3%6.7% 11.0
Florida Panthers 92 48.9%25.7%11.8%6.7% 10.8
Edmonton Oilers 109 50.7%27.9%14.9%6.5% 11.2
Los Angeles Kings 104 49.2%26.5%14.0%6.3% 10.9
Dallas Stars 108 58.0%29.9%15.3%6.3% 11.7
Colorado Avalanche 109 53.4%27.7%13.9%5.7% 11.3
Winnipeg Jets 95 49.5%22.9%11.2%4.6% 10.6
Seattle Kraken 100 46.6%23.5%11.3%4.6% 10.5
Vegas Golden Knights Won it 111 50.5%22.7%10.8%4.0% 10.6
Minnesota Wild 103 42.0%18.9%8.7%3.4% 9.8
Tampa Bay Lightning 98 38.9%15.9%6.4%3.3% 9.3
New York Rangers 107 34.3%12.6%4.9%2.4% 8.7
New York Islanders 93 24.1%9.0%3.4%1.4% 7.7

Clubs are rated on the 2022-23 regular season alone — expected goals for and against per game, the rating backtest:bracket chose — and how wrong that rating may be about a club is fitted on the other postseasons, never on this one. It came out at 0.06. Expected games is what a roster pool needs: a player's playoff total is his rate times how long his club survived. Which of those two halves carries more of the spread was an open question on this page until it was measured — see the draft tab, where the answer turned out to be neither.