The 2024-25 edition

C · Boston Bruins

Seven goals on thirty-eight shots in a first season, and the fourth percentile of chances.

D · Boston Bruins

Twenty-eight goals in 554 games, the worst chance share of the top four, and nineteen goals of margin on his ice.

C · Anaheim Ducks

Nineteen years old, even on the chances, and his ice lost twenty-two goals.

C · Boston Bruins

Twenty-five goals on a hundred and forty-seven shots, from a median of eighteen feet.

G · Anaheim Ducks

A .9015 in forty-four games at twenty-four, behind the twenty-fourth-best defence in hockey.

D · Anaheim Ducks

Fifty-four per cent of the chances in Seattle — the best number any man on this roster produced last season, and he was somewhere else.

C · Anaheim Ducks

Eighteen goals on ninety-seven shots — the highest conversion rate on this roster, from a man who has torn both knees.

D · Anaheim Ducks

Fourteen years and 974 games in one uniform, 24:25 a night at 32, and a minus-36.

C · Boston Bruins

Eighteen goals, sixty-nine penalty minutes, and a chance share better than the man on the first line.

C · Boston Bruins

Seventeen goals and a plus-six in a first season here, on twenty-eight penalty minutes.

G · Anaheim Ducks

An .8876 in forty-six games, from a goaltender who posted a .9257 six years ago.

D · Anaheim Ducks

Nine hundred and seventy-one penalty minutes in 748 games, and the only defenceman on this club who finished above water.

C · Anaheim Ducks

No goals on thirty-seven shots, in a forty-five-game season.

C · Boston Bruins

Two Stanley Cups, seven hundred and thirty-eight games undrafted, and the fourth percentile of chances.

LW · Anaheim Ducks

Four hundred penalty minutes in 202 games, eight minutes a night, and the worst chance share on the roster.

LW · Boston Bruins

Six foot three and 216 pounds of fourth-line forechecking, and nineteen goals for against thirty-four.

C · Boston Bruins

Six foot four, 234 pounds, seven minutes and forty-three seconds a night.

LW · Anaheim Ducks

Two Stanley Cups, five hundred and two points, and thirty-five years old on a club that will not win fifty games.

G · Boston Bruins

An .8896 in fifty-five games, and he is what Boston received for a Vezina winner.

D · Anaheim Ducks

Nineteen minutes a night in a first full season, and a minus-24 to show for it.

RW · Anaheim Ducks

Six foot five, eleven goals, two of them shorthanded — and fourteen penalty minutes all year.

C · Boston Bruins

Undrafted, a hundred and twenty-nine NHL games across six seasons, and a thirteenth forward's job.

C · Boston Bruins

Five hundred and fifty-seven points, two clubs in one season, and the first-line centre Boston has needed for two years.

D · Boston Bruins

Plus-eighteen at twenty-three minutes a night, and thirteen fewer goals conceded than the chances against him predicted.

D · Boston Bruins

Six foot five and moves the puck like a smaller man — and twelve fewer goals conceded on his ice than the chances said.

C · Anaheim Ducks

Two penalty minutes in forty-six games, and his ice outscored the opposition 32-22 on a team that lost fifty.

LW · Boston Bruins

A thousand and twenty-nine games, a thousand and fifty-one penalty minutes, and sixty-seven points at thirty-five.

D · Boston Bruins

Twenty-four fifty-one a night, thirty-five assists and eighty-six penalty minutes — a number one doing every job at once.

LW · Anaheim Ducks

Five hundred and eight games of honest fourth-line work, and twenty-four of them last season.

C · Anaheim Ducks

Nineteen goals and eighty-six penalty minutes at twenty-one — the hardest young forward on this roster to play against.

D · Anaheim Ducks

Twenty-four assists from the blue line at twenty, on ice for fifty goals against.

D · Boston Bruins

Undrafted, three hundred and seventy-one NHL games, and a seventh defenceman's job at thirty-two.

RW · Boston Bruins

A hundred and ten points and 382 shots, and the release from the top of the right circle is the most identifiable skill on this club.

D · Boston Bruins

Fifteen goals above expectation on his ice in five hundred and fifty-eight minutes, and a career minus-59 behind it.

C · Boston Bruins

Fifteen points in thirty-three games at nineteen, and the best chance share of any forward on the roster.

G · Anaheim Ducks

Five hundred and one games, a career .9103, and a third goaltender's job at thirty-six.

C · Anaheim Ducks

Fifth overall in 2011, seven hundred and eighty-two games, and a second-line centre wherever he goes.

G · Boston Bruins

A career .9186 in 132 games, and this club's entire margin now rests on him alone.

RW · Anaheim Ducks

Thirty-seven goals two seasons ago, twenty-three the next, twenty last year.

D · Anaheim Ducks

One goal in 136 NHL games, and thirteen conceded above expectation.

RW · Anaheim Ducks

Undrafted, thirty years old, and thirty-seven goals — eighteen per cent of everything this club scored.

D · Boston Bruins

Nine points in fifty-three NHL games, no goals, and eighty-three per cent of his attempts from beyond forty feet.

C · Boston Bruins

Fifty-nine points and six game-winners, from a 6-4 centre who takes half his shots from inside twenty feet.

D · Boston Bruins

Six foot seven, 255 pounds, seven hundred and one penalty minutes — and the club had nobody like him.

C · Anaheim Ducks

Sixty-five points at twenty-one, then thirty-one games.

D · Anaheim Ducks

Five foot ten, and nineteen minutes a night in his first twenty-six NHL games.