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2023-24 edition Ask a direct question about this edition of the book — who, how many, how common, which group more — and it is answered with a table computed on this page from the edition’s index: the season line, height and age, the on-ice percentiles, the grades and the traits read out of every report. Ask for a view on named players — what a comparison comes down to, what makes a man — and you get the book’s reading of their own pages, and only those. The model turns your question into a query and phrases the result, or reads the pages it is handed; it never originates a figure, and an answer carrying a figure that is on neither the table nor the pages is withheld. It does not forecast, and it says so when a question is outside what the book holds.

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Pittsburgh Penguins

Metropolitan Division, Eastern Conference · 24 reports in the 2023-24 edition.

This is the 2023-24 edition — an archived read, written from that season alone. Read the 2026-27 club page →

The club

2022-23 · 82 games · 260 for, 226 against

How it played

Shot attempts share, five-on-five
52.1% 9th of 32
Expected goals share, five-on-five
53.0% 9th of 32
Power play expected goals per sixty
7.50 9th of 32
Penalty kill expected goals allowed per sixty
6.71 6th of 32

Where the record lies

Finishing goals scored above what the chances were worth
-22.0 32nd of 32
Goaltending goals prevented beyond what the chances allowed were worth
-3.2 15th of 32

Pittsburgh Penguins scored 22.0 fewer goals than their chances were worth — 22 goals of the record that the underlying play does not explain, and it regresses.

Roster shape

Points-weighted, so these are the ages and origins of the production rather than of the sweaters.

Average age
31.8
weighted by points
From 33 and up
34.2%
of skater points
From under 26
6.7%
of skater points
Homegrown
42.7%
drafted by this club
Continuity
66.3%
of last season's five-on-five minutes

The read

the numbers, and the eye

Fourth in the league at creating chances at even strength and thirty-second at converting them — the worst finishing figure in hockey, and it cost the playoffs.

Who this names 10 of 24 on the roster · 46% of their five-on-five minutes details

Both columns above are searched, and a name counts on the same terms the page links it: in full always, by surname only when one man in the edition wears it. Nothing here says who ought to be named — only who was, so the weighting can be seen rather than guessed at.

Not named here: Jeff Carter, Jake Guentzel, Jansen Harkins, Vinnie Hinostroza, Tristan Jarry, Pierre-Olivier Joseph, Kris Letang, Drew O'Connor, Marcus Pettersson, Jesse Puljujarvi, Rickard Rakell, Chad Ruhwedel, Bryan Rust, Colin White.

What the Quant Says

40-31-11, 91 points, 19th in the league and fifth in the Metropolitan. Pittsburgh did not make the playoffs.

262 goals for, 17th. 264 against, 18th. Fourth in the league at creating chances at even strength, 9th in shot-attempt share, 9th in chance share, 11th on the power play and 13th on the penalty kill — and 22nd at suppressing chances.

At five-on-five: 168 goals scored against 190.0 expected, and 172 conceded against 168.8. The finishing was 32nd in the league at minus-22.0 and the goaltending 15th. Twenty-two goals is the worst finishing figure in hockey, on the fourth-best rate of chance creation in it. That is the season, and it cost a playoff place by a point.

Sidney Crosby had 93 points in an eighteenth season, every one of the eighteen at a point a game or better. Evgeni Malkin had 83 at 36. Erik Karlsson arrives with 101 points and the largest five-on-five workload in this book.

Erik Karlsson, Ryan Graves, Reilly Smith, Lars Eller, Noel Acciari, Matt Nieto, Alex Nedeljkovic and Magnus Hellberg all arrive. Jeff Petry, Brian Dumoulin, Jason Zucker, Kasperi Kapanen, Teddy Blueger, Brock McGinn, Ryan Poehling and Casey DeSmith do not.

A club whose three best players are 36, 37 and 33 has added a 33-year-old defenceman with a hundred points and a minus-26. The chance creation says this roster is better than nineteenth; the age of it says there is not much time to prove it.

What the Scout Says

Fourth in the league at making chances and thirty-second at converting them.

Pittsburgh created 3.016 expected goals per 60 at even strength, fourth in the league, and scored 22.0 fewer goals at five-on-five than its chances were worth — the worst finishing figure in hockey. Sidney Crosby had 93 points at 36 and Evgeni Malkin 83 at 37. Erik Karlsson arrives with 101 points.

Everything about the play says this club should have made the playoffs and everything about the age says the window is measured in seasons rather than years. It has answered a twenty-two-goal finishing shortfall by adding a hundred-point defenceman.

The roster

Evidence 0 Full 21 Light 3 No record

No measured season behind three of them: Magnus Hellberg, Tristan Jarry and Alex Nedeljkovic. Their pages carry an older stat line and a judgment, and nothing from 2022-23.

52

Noel Acciari

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Pittsburgh Penguins

Undrafted, thirty-two tip-ins out of a hundred and forty-four attempts, and a top speed in the ninth percentile of the league.

77

Jeff Carter

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Pittsburgh Penguins

Thirty-eight, the ninth-hardest zone starts in this book, and not one goal from sixty-five shots on goal outside twenty feet.

87

Sidney Crosby

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Pittsburgh Penguins

Ninety-three points in his eighteenth season, and every one of those eighteen at a point a game or better.

20

Lars Eller

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Pittsburgh Penguins

Eighty-four games of the checking-centre job, at the eleventh percentile of attacking-zone starts.

27

Ryan Graves

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Pittsburgh Penguins

Six-foot-five, plus-34, and a top speed in the second percentile of the league.

59

Jake Guentzel

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Pittsburgh Penguins

Thirty-six goals from a median of eighteen feet, and 131 shots on goal from inside twenty.

10

Jansen Harkins

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing, only 236 five-on-five minutes. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Pittsburgh Penguins

Two hundred and thirty-six five-on-five minutes at a 98th-percentile chance share, which is a number and not a finding.

33

Magnus Hellberg

Evidence behind this report: No record. No five-on-five record — Hellberg did not play a measured season. Everything on the page is an older line and a judgment.

G · Pittsburgh Penguins

Six-foot-six, thirty-one years old, and eighteen NHL games after ten years of waiting for them.

24

Vinnie Hinostroza

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing, only 320 five-on-five minutes. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Pittsburgh Penguins

Eleven points in twenty-six games, and the fifth percentile of shot speed.

35

Tristan Jarry

Evidence behind this report: No record. No five-on-five record — Jarry did not play a measured season. Everything on the page is an older line and a judgment.

G · Pittsburgh Penguins

A .9095 in forty-seven games, and a seventh season without once reaching sixty.

7

Pierre-Olivier Joseph

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Pittsburgh Penguins

Twenty-four, a thousand five-on-five minutes, and the highest top speed of any defenceman Pittsburgh dresses.

65

Erik Karlsson

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Pittsburgh Penguins

A hundred and one points, more five-on-five ice than anyone in this book, and the best long-range conversion of any defenceman in the league.

58

Kris Letang

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Pittsburgh Penguins

The fifth-highest mileage in the league at thirty-six, and three goals from a hundred and nine shots from the point.

71

Evgeni Malkin

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Pittsburgh Penguins

Eighty-three points at thirty-six, out of the softest deployment of any forward in this book but four.

33

Alex Nedeljkovic

Evidence behind this report: No record. No five-on-five record — Nedeljkovic did not play a measured season. Everything on the page is an older line and a judgment.

G · Pittsburgh Penguins

One .9321 season in Carolina, and two below-average ones behind rebuilding clubs since.

83

Matt Nieto

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

LW · Pittsburgh Penguins

1.6 sprints a game on 2.13 miles of ice — the shortest, fastest shifts on the roster.

18

Drew O'Connor

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing, only 425 five-on-five minutes. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

LW · Pittsburgh Penguins

Six-foot-four, undrafted, 2.2 sprints a game on 1.64 miles of ice, and the fourth percentile of zone starts.

26

Marcus Pettersson

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Pittsburgh Penguins

One goal from ninety-three shots on goal, and fifty-one slap shots that produced nothing at all.

20

Jesse Puljujarvi

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

RW · Pittsburgh Penguins

The 87th percentile of chance share and two goals from forty-six shots inside twenty feet.

67

Rickard Rakell

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

RW · Pittsburgh Penguins

Twenty-eight goals at a twenty-one-foot median, and eleven of them on the power play.

5

Chad Ruhwedel

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Pittsburgh Penguins

Undrafted, 312 games as a seventh defenceman, and 79 per cent of his attempts from beyond forty feet.

17

Bryan Rust

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

RW · Pittsburgh Penguins

Twenty goals on the highest attacking-zone start share of any Pittsburgh forward but one, and nothing at all from beyond forty feet.

19

Reilly Smith

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

RW · Pittsburgh Penguins

Nineteen goals from seventy-one shots inside twenty feet, and four shorthanded.

36

Colin White

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Pittsburgh Penguins

1.57 miles a game, the eighth-lowest in the league, and a shot in the third percentile.

How they were used

2022-23 · 82 games

Measured from shift charts at five-on-five, not projected. Units are built from the strongest partnership outward and ordered by how much they were used; the percentage is the share of the first player’s five-on-five ice time spent alongside each linemate. A low number means the club never settled on a combination. Players who have gone are marked — either to another club, or off an NHL roster altogether, which covers retirement and an unsigned summer alike.

Forwards

Second line

Third line

L Brock McGinn now ANA 45%
R Kasperi Kapanen now STL 35%

Fourth line

R Josh Archibald off the roster 520m
C Ryan Poehling now PHI 49%
C Teddy Blueger now VAN 40%

Defence

First pair

D Brian Dumoulin now SEA 1424m

Second pair

D Jeff Petry now DET 42%

Goaltending

By games played

G Casey DeSmith now VAN 38 GP
G Dustin Tokarski off the roster 4 GP