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2022-23 edition Ask a direct question about this edition of the book — who, how many, how common, which group more — and it is answered with a table computed on this page from the edition’s index: the season line, height and age, the on-ice percentiles, the grades and the traits read out of every report. Ask for a view on named players — what a comparison comes down to, what makes a man — and you get the book’s reading of their own pages, and only those. The model turns your question into a query and phrases the result, or reads the pages it is handed; it never originates a figure, and an answer carrying a figure that is on neither the table nor the pages is withheld. It does not forecast, and it says so when a question is outside what the book holds.

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Pittsburgh Penguins

Metropolitan Division, Eastern Conference · 24 reports in the 2022-23 edition.

This is the 2022-23 edition — an archived read, written from that season alone. Read the 2026-27 club page →

The club

2021-22 · 82 games · 260 for, 226 against

How it played

Shot attempts share, five-on-five
52.1% 10th of 32
Expected goals share, five-on-five
53.5% 7th of 32
Power play expected goals per sixty
7.50 9th of 32
Penalty kill expected goals allowed per sixty
6.71 6th of 32

Where the record lies

Finishing goals scored above what the chances were worth
-2.9 22nd of 32
Goaltending goals prevented beyond what the chances allowed were worth
+5.8 9th of 32

Pittsburgh Penguins finished close to the chances underneath them at both ends. The record is roughly what the play deserved.

Roster shape

Points-weighted, so these are the ages and origins of the production rather than of the sweaters.

Average age
30.5
weighted by points
From 33 and up
38.2%
of skater points
From under 26
13.4%
of skater points
Homegrown
56.9%
drafted by this club
Continuity
66.3%
of last season's five-on-five minutes

The read

the numbers, and the eye

Four of the twenty-eight softest chairs of 652 skaters and two of the fifty hardest, all on one roster — and the 3rd-best power play in hockey.

Who this names 12 of 24 on the roster · 63% of their five-on-five minutes details

Both columns above are searched, and a name counts on the same terms the page links it: in full always, by surname only when one man in the edition wears it. Nothing here says who ought to be named — only who was, so the weighting can be seen rather than guessed at.

Not named here: Casey DeSmith, Brian Dumoulin, Mark Friedman, Danton Heinen, Tristan Jarry, Kasperi Kapanen, Drew O'Connor, Marcus Pettersson, Ryan Poehling, Ty Smith, Dustin Tokarski, Jason Zucker.

What the Quant Says

46-25-11, 103 points, 12th in the league. 272 goals for, 11th; 229 against, 5th.

And 10th in attempt share, 7th in chance share, 8th in expected goals per 60 at even strength, 7th in expected goals against. Every process column is better than the record.

Finishing rated 22nd at minus-2.9 and goaltending 9th at plus-5.8. The five-on-five ledger: goals for 180 against an expectation of 182.9, goals against 153 against an expectation of 158.8. Three short in front, six saved at the back.

Nothing in this club's season was luck in either direction. It was a top-eight process club that finished 12th, and the reason is that the process was concentrated in a very few men.

Sidney Crosby is 35, Evgeni Malkin 36, Kris Letang 35 and Jeff Carter 37. All four produced. Crosby played sixty-nine games and Malkin forty-one, and Bryan Rust, the club's next-best forward, played sixty.

What the Scout Says

This roster is the most deliberately sorted in the batch and possibly in the league.

Four of the twenty-eight softest chairs among the 652 skaters who took two hundred end-zone starts belong to Pittsburgh. Evgeni Malkin started 65.4 per cent of his end-zone shifts in the attacking end — the 13th-highest in hockey — Sidney Crosby 63.1 at the 25th, Rickard Rakell 62.8 at the 26th and Jake Guentzel 62.4 at the 28th.

And the other end is just as extreme. Teddy Blueger started at 29.5 per cent, the 17th-lowest of the same 652, and Brock McGinn at 35.6, the 48th-lowest. Jeff Carter took 39.9 per cent, the 87th-lowest.

Two men absorbed the hard starts so that four could take the soft ones, and both of them came out at or above the break-even line. Blueger took 50.2 per cent of the expected goals out of the 17th-hardest chair in the league. That is the whole design and it worked.

What it did not fix is age. Crosby 35, Malkin 36, Letang 35, Carter 37, Petry 34, Rutta 32, Ruhwedel 32. Seven skaters at thirty-two or older, four of them the best players on the club, and two of those four missed at least thirteen games.

A 103-point club with a top-eight process and the 5th-fewest goals against is not a club with a problem. It is a club with a calendar.

The roster

Evidence 0 Full 21 Light 3 No record

No measured season behind three of them: Casey DeSmith, Tristan Jarry and Dustin Tokarski. Their pages carry an older stat line and a judgment, and nothing from 2021-22.

53

Teddy Blueger

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Pittsburgh Penguins

The 17th-most buried chair of 652 skaters and the 14th-heaviest penalty-killing load of 393 forwards.

77

Jeff Carter

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Pittsburgh Penguins

The 3rd-heaviest penalty-killing load of the Pittsburgh forwards at 37, and the worst pair share of any Penguin with Kris Letang.

87

Sidney Crosby

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Pittsburgh Penguins

Eighty-four points at 35 out of the 25th-softest chair of 652 skaters, and fourteen fewer goals against than the model asked.

1

Casey DeSmith

Evidence behind this report: No record. No five-on-five record — DeSmith did not play a measured season. Everything on the page is an older line and a judgment.

G · Pittsburgh Penguins

Undrafted, a career .9153 across 2,728 shots, and never more than thirty-six games in a season.

2

Brian Dumoulin

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Pittsburgh Penguins

The 10th-percentile top speed of 202 defencemen on the 75th-percentile penalty-killing load, and a career plus-97.

51

Mark Friedman

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing, only 319 five-on-five minutes. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Pittsburgh Penguins

Twenty-three penalty minutes in twenty-six games, and 319 minutes of five-on-five ice to judge it on.

59

Jake Guentzel

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Pittsburgh Penguins

Forty goals and the 27th-best even-strength point rate of 393 forwards, on 1,878 attempts beside Sidney Crosby.

43

Danton Heinen

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

LW · Pittsburgh Penguins

The 20th-best expected-goal share of 393 forwards, at 12:43 a night on the fourth line.

35

Tristan Jarry

Evidence behind this report: No record. No five-on-five record — Jarry did not play a measured season. Everything on the page is an older line and a judgment.

G · Pittsburgh Penguins

A .9193 across 1,711 shots, 6th of the 53 goaltenders who played twenty-five games, behind the 7th-best chance suppression in hockey.

42

Kasperi Kapanen

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

RW · Pittsburgh Penguins

The 17th-fastest top speed of 365 forwards and the 7th-hardest shot, on the 29th-lowest slot share of 393.

58

Kris Letang

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Pittsburgh Penguins

Fifty-eight assists at 35, the 4th-heaviest workload of 202 defencemen and the 8th-best even-strength point rate.

71

Evgeni Malkin

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Pittsburgh Penguins

The most giveaways per 60 of all 393 forwards and the 4th-most takeaways, in forty-one games at 36.

26

Brock McGinn

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

LW · Pittsburgh Penguins

The 25th-most blocks of 393 forwards and the 30th-heaviest penalty-killing load, on the 20th-percentile attempt share.

18

Drew O'Connor

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing, only 209 five-on-five minutes. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

LW · Pittsburgh Penguins

Two hundred and nine minutes of five-on-five ice, and not one of the figures in it can be trusted.

2

Jeff Petry

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Pittsburgh Penguins

The most giveaways per 60 of all 202 defencemen, and the 19th-hardest shot of 192.

26

Marcus Pettersson

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Pittsburgh Penguins

The 2nd-fewest giveaways per 60 of all 202 defencemen, at 6-5 and 174 pounds.

25

Ryan Poehling

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Pittsburgh Penguins

The 91st-percentile sprint count and the 95th-percentile distance, on the 14th-percentile attempt share.

67

Rickard Rakell

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

RW · Pittsburgh Penguins

Twenty goals and the 9th-fewest penalties taken of 393 forwards, on the 13th-slowest top speed of 365.

5

Chad Ruhwedel

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Pittsburgh Penguins

The 20th-best expected-goal share of 202 defencemen, undrafted, at fifteen minutes a night.

17

Bryan Rust

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

RW · Pittsburgh Penguins

Fifty-eight points in sixty games and the 94th-percentile power-play workload, in a season cut to sixty games.

84

Jan Rutta

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Pittsburgh Penguins

The 2nd-fewest takeaways and the 4th-fewest giveaways of all 202 defencemen — he barely touches it, and he never loses it.

42

Ty Smith

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Pittsburgh Penguins

A minus-26 at twenty-two out of the 37th-softest chair of 652, and the 11th-softest shot of 192 defencemen.

34

Dustin Tokarski

Evidence behind this report: No record. No five-on-five record — Tokarski did not play a measured season. Everything on the page is an older line and a judgment.

G · Pittsburgh Penguins

A .8989 across 900 shots — 42nd of 53 — from a goaltender whose career is 2,184 shots spread over thirteen years.

17

Jason Zucker

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

LW · Pittsburgh Penguins

Ten shots per 60 at the 19th-percentile conversion, in a season cut to forty-one games.

How they were used

2021-22 · 82 games

Measured from shift charts at five-on-five, not projected. Units are built from the strongest partnership outward and ordered by how much they were used; the percentage is the share of the first player’s five-on-five ice time spent alongside each linemate. A low number means the club never settled on a combination. Players who have gone are marked — either to another club, or off an NHL roster altogether, which covers retirement and an unsigned summer alike.

Forwards

First line

Second line

Third line

Fourth line

Defence

First pair

Second pair

Third pair

D Mike Matheson now MTL 1296m

Goaltending

By games played

G Louis Domingue off the roster 2 GP