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2023-24 edition Ask a direct question about this edition of the book — who, how many, how common, which group more — and it is answered with a table computed on this page from the edition’s index: the season line, height and age, the on-ice percentiles, the grades and the traits read out of every report. Ask for a view on named players — what a comparison comes down to, what makes a man — and you get the book’s reading of their own pages, and only those. The model turns your question into a query and phrases the result, or reads the pages it is handed; it never originates a figure, and an answer carrying a figure that is on neither the table nor the pages is withheld. It does not forecast, and it says so when a question is outside what the book holds.

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San Jose Sharks

Pacific Division, Western Conference · 22 reports in the 2023-24 edition.

This is the 2023-24 edition — an archived read, written from that season alone. Read the 2026-27 club page →

The club

2022-23 · 82 games · 218 for, 255 against

How it played

Shot attempts share, five-on-five
48.6% 21st of 32
Expected goals share, five-on-five
48.5% 22nd of 32
Power play expected goals per sixty
6.69 28th of 32
Penalty kill expected goals allowed per sixty
7.67 22nd of 32

Where the record lies

Finishing goals scored above what the chances were worth
-0.1 17th of 32
Goaltending goals prevented beyond what the chances allowed were worth
-41.9 32nd of 32

San Jose Sharks got 41.9 fewer saves than the chances they faced warranted — 42 goals of the record that the underlying play does not explain, and it regresses.

Roster shape

Points-weighted, so these are the ages and origins of the production rather than of the sweaters.

Average age
29.6
weighted by points
From 33 and up
25.9%
of skater points
From under 26
12.6%
of skater points
Homegrown
41.7%
drafted by this club
Continuity
59.4%
of last season's five-on-five minutes

The read

the numbers, and the eye

Twenty-first in shot-attempt share, twenty-second in chance share, seventeenth at finishing — and the worst goaltending in the league by nearly eight goals.

Who this names 9 of 22 on the roster · 34% of their five-on-five minutes details

Both columns above are searched, and a name counts on the same terms the page links it: in full always, by surname only when one man in the edition wears it. Nothing here says who ought to be named — only who was, so the weighting can be seen rather than guessed at.

Not named here: Alexander Barabanov, Matt Benning, Logan Couture, Mario Ferraro, Tomas Hertl, Kaapo Kahkonen, Luke Kunin, Kevin Labanc, Oskar Lindblom, Jacob MacDonald, Givani Smith, Nico Sturm, Fabian Zetterlund.

What the Quant Says

22-44-16, 60 points, 29th in the league and seventh in the Pacific.

234 goals for, 25th. 321 against, 30th. Twenty-first in shot-attempt share, 22nd in chance share, 18th at creating chances at even strength, 25th at suppressing them, 21st on the power play and 15th on the penalty kill.

At five-on-five: 168 goals scored against 168.1 expected, and 220 conceded against 178.1. The finishing was 17th at minus-0.1 and the goaltending 32nd at minus-41.9.

That is the season. San Jose played like a twenty-second-place club and finished twenty-ninth, and the entire distance between those two facts sat in the crease. No other page in this edition has a single number doing so much work.

Erik Karlsson scored 101 points here and has gone to Pittsburgh. Timo Meier has gone to New Jersey. Marc-Edouard Vlasic played his 1,239th game.

Mikael Granlund, Mike Hoffman, Jan Rutta, Kyle Burroughs, Filip Zadina, Anthony Duclair, Givani Smith, Ryan Carpenter and Mackenzie Blackwood all arrive. Erik Karlsson, Timo Meier, Matt Nieto, Noah Gregor, Steven Lorentz, Jonah Gadjovich, Jaycob Megna and James Reimer do not.

A club that has lost a hundred-point defenceman and a forty-goal winger in one summer has replaced them with nine men on short contracts, none of whom is 25 or younger. The rebuild has not started; the roster has only got older.

What the Scout Says

The worst goaltending in the league by nearly eight goals, on a club that played like the twenty-second-best team in it.

San Jose's goaltending came in 41.9 goals worse than the chances it faced, the worst figure in hockey. Its finishing was 17th and its chance share 22nd. Erik Karlsson scored 101 points and has gone to Pittsburgh.

There is one number on this page and everything else follows it. The skaters were ordinary and the crease was catastrophic, and the club has answered it with a goaltender who posted an .8934.

The roster

Evidence 0 Full 20 Light 2 No record

No measured season behind two of them: Mackenzie Blackwood and Kaapo Kahkonen. Their pages carry an older stat line and a judgment, and nothing from 2022-23.

94

Alexander Barabanov

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

LW · San Jose Sharks

Undrafted out of Russia, forty-seven points, and thirty-eight tip-ins from a hundred and sixty-eight attempts.

33

Matt Benning

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · San Jose Sharks

Twenty-three assists, one goal, and the third-hardest zone starts in this book.

39

Mackenzie Blackwood

Evidence behind this report: No record. No five-on-five record — Blackwood did not play a measured season. Everything on the page is an older line and a judgment.

G · San Jose Sharks

Six-foot-four, a .9146 season at twenty-three, and three seasons of decline since.

28

Kyle Burroughs

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · San Jose Sharks

Sixty-two penalty minutes in forty-eight games, and the first percentile of sprints.

22

Ryan Carpenter

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing, only 0 five-on-five minutes. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · San Jose Sharks

Undrafted, 330 games as a fourth-line centre, and a shot at the floor of the league's distribution.

39

Logan Couture

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · San Jose Sharks

Twenty-seven goals at thirty-three, and a fourteenth season of the same rate.

11

Anthony Duclair

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing, only 264 five-on-five minutes. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

LW · San Jose Sharks

Thirty-one goals two seasons ago, twenty games last season, and nothing at all from nineteen shots inside twenty feet.

38

Mario Ferraro

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · San Jose Sharks

Twenty-one and a half minutes a night at the 24th percentile of chance share, and a minus-31 to go with it.

64

Mikael Granlund

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · San Jose Sharks

Thirty-one assists and ten goals, and nothing at all from beyond forty feet.

48

Tomas Hertl

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · San Jose Sharks

Sixty-three points and a minus-36, on a club whose goaltending cost it forty-two goals.

68

Mike Hoffman

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · San Jose Sharks

A hundred-mile-an-hour shot, fifty-four slap shots, and not one goal from forty-eight attempts beyond forty feet.

34

Kaapo Kahkonen

Evidence behind this report: No record. No five-on-five record — Kahkonen did not play a measured season. Everything on the page is an older line and a judgment.

G · San Jose Sharks

An .8825 in front of the worst goaltending record in the league, and three seasons above .900 before it.

71

Luke Kunin

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing, only 369 five-on-five minutes. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · San Jose Sharks

Forty-two penalty minutes in thirty-one games, and a hundred and ninety-seven pounds of it.

62

Kevin Labanc

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

RW · San Jose Sharks

Ten goals from fifty-six shots in the mid-slot — 17.86 per cent against a league rate of 11.05.

23

Oskar Lindblom

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

LW · San Jose Sharks

Six goals in seventy-three games, all but none of them from inside twenty feet, at 1.65 miles a night.

JM

Jacob MacDonald

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · San Jose Sharks

Undrafted, thirty years old, and one goal from seventy-four shots on goal.

84

Jan Rutta

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · San Jose Sharks

Fifty-four shots on goal from beyond forty feet and not one from inside twenty.

42

Givani Smith

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing, only 251 five-on-five minutes. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

RW · San Jose Sharks

Seventy-two penalty minutes in thirty-six games at seven minutes a night.

78

Nico Sturm

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · San Jose Sharks

Undrafted out of Germany, fourteen goals, and the hardest zone starts of any San Jose forward.

44

Marc-Edouard Vlasic

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · San Jose Sharks

1,239 games, one goal, and not a single one from outside twenty feet.

18

Filip Zadina

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing, only 369 five-on-five minutes. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

RW · San Jose Sharks

Sixth overall in 2018, twenty-eight goals in five seasons, and a fresh start at twenty-three.

20

Fabian Zetterlund

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

LW · San Jose Sharks

Twenty-four years old, a hundred and eighteen shots from thirteen minutes a night, and six goals.

How they were used

2022-23 · 82 games

Measured from shift charts at five-on-five, not projected. Units are built from the strongest partnership outward and ordered by how much they were used; the percentage is the share of the first player’s five-on-five ice time spent alongside each linemate. A low number means the club never settled on a combination. Players who have gone are marked — either to another club, or off an NHL roster altogether, which covers retirement and an unsigned summer alike.

Forwards

First line

R Timo Meier now NJD 59%

Second line

Third line

C Noah Gregor now TOR 33%
L Evgeny Svechnikov off the roster 36%

Fourth line

C Steven Lorentz now FLA 820m
L Jonah Gadjovich now FLA 26%

Defence

First pair

D Erik Karlsson now PIT 1683m
D Jaycob Megna now CHI 39%

Third pair

D Radim Simek off the roster 15%

Goaltending

By games played

G James Reimer now DET 43 GP
G Aaron Dell off the roster 4 GP
G Eetu Makiniemi off the roster 2 GP