Chicago Blackhawks

C · Chicago Blackhawks

Seventy-five points at twenty, on the worst offensive team in the league.

LW · Chicago Blackhawks

Thirty-two goals from a median of thirteen feet, which is the shortest in this book.

D · Chicago Blackhawks

Twenty-two minutes a night, forty-two points, and the only defenceman here whose numbers are average.

D · Chicago Blackhawks

Nine hundred and ninety games, thirty-seven years old, and the eighty-second percentile.

C · Chicago Blackhawks

Five hundred and sixty-five games, and a career year that landed on the worst possible team.

C · Chicago Blackhawks

Twenty-nine points as a rookie, and forty-nine per cent of his shots from inside twenty feet.

LW · Chicago Blackhawks

Six foot six, two hundred and thirty-one pounds, and one goal in forty games.

D · Chicago Blackhawks

Nineteen and a half minutes a night, and the thirteenth percentile in both columns.

RW · Chicago Blackhawks

Nineteen seasons, fourteen hundred points, and he is still the best passer on the ice most nights.

G · Chicago Blackhawks

Nineteen wins in fifty-five starts behind the worst team in the league, at .902.

LW · Chicago Blackhawks

Ten goals in forty-one games at twenty, and a hundred and sixty-five pounds to carry into next season.

D · Chicago Blackhawks

The second pick in 2024, minus forty-one, and twenty-four points to show for it.

LW · Chicago Blackhawks

A hundred and thirty-one career goals, eight of them last season.

C · Chicago Blackhawks

The only Chicago skater whose on-ice numbers were merely below average.

C · Chicago Blackhawks

Forty-one points in sixty-six games at twenty-one, and nothing underneath it that agrees.

D · Chicago Blackhawks

Six foot four at twenty-one, eighteen minutes a night, and no evidence yet in either direction.

LW · Chicago Blackhawks

Second percentile in expected goals, and half his shots from the right place.

RW · Chicago Blackhawks

Fifty-five per cent of his shots from inside twenty feet, from a fourth-liner.

G · Chicago Blackhawks

A .880 in twenty-six games, and the reason the starter played fifty-five.

C · Chicago Blackhawks

Minus thirty, six penalty minutes, and eight hundred and twenty-seven games of doing it the same quiet way.

D · Chicago Blackhawks

Six foot six, twenty-one minutes a night, and the third percentile in expected goals.