Detroit Red Wings

C · Detroit Red Wings

Four hundred and sixty-five games, and the fifth percentile.

LW · Detroit Red Wings

Five foot ten, twenty-five goals, and plus-twenty on a club that was minus-seventeen.

D · Detroit Red Wings

Two hundred and seven games, twenty-nine points, and the twelfth percentile.

D · Detroit Red Wings

Five foot nine, three hundred and four games, and the fifty-first percentile.

D · Detroit Red Wings

Fifteen hundred minutes, and the ninth percentile in every one of them.

LW · Detroit Red Wings

Six hundred and fifty-eight games, and the thirteenth percentile last season.

C · Detroit Red Wings

Sixty per cent of his shots from inside twenty feet, and nine goals.

C · Detroit Red Wings

Twenty-eight games at twenty-one, and the best of a bad set of Detroit numbers.

RW · Detroit Red Wings

Five foot eight, forty-one goals, and nobody has stopped him yet.

D · Detroit Red Wings

Six foot six, twenty-two minutes a night, and the seventy-fourth percentile at twenty-three.

D · Detroit Red Wings

A thousand and fifty-eight games, sixteen goals from the blue line, and the thirteenth percentile.

C · Detroit Red Wings

A two hundred and first overall pick who played all eighty-two games as a rookie.

G · Detroit Red Wings

A career .909, a season at .901, and a finish at .863.

D · Detroit Red Wings

Eighty-two games at nineteen percentile, in a role the club had nobody else for.

C · Detroit Red Wings

The eighth pick in 2022, nineteen points, and a minus-twenty.

RW · Detroit Red Wings

Fifty-five penalty minutes, six goals, and a Stanley Cup ring.

C · Detroit Red Wings

Thirty-four goals, the captaincy, and eight hundred and eight games in one uniform.

C · Detroit Red Wings

Six foot six, the ninth overall pick, and a hundred and fifty-four points in four hundred and fifty-four games.

LW · Detroit Red Wings

Seventy-six points at twenty-four, and a shot chart drifting away from the net.

D · Detroit Red Wings

Twenty-one points as a rookie defenceman, and a minus-twenty beside them.

D · Detroit Red Wings

Twenty-five and a half minutes a night, sixty points, and a thirty-two goal shortfall behind him.

G · Detroit Red Wings

Six foot five, a career .897, and a backup job that keeps finding him.