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2023-24 edition Ask a direct question about this edition of the book — who, how many, how common, which group more — and it is answered with a table computed on this page from the edition’s index: the season line, height and age, the on-ice percentiles, the grades and the traits read out of every report. Ask for a view on named players — what a comparison comes down to, what makes a man — and you get the book’s reading of their own pages, and only those. The model turns your question into a query and phrases the result, or reads the pages it is handed; it never originates a figure, and an answer carrying a figure that is on neither the table nor the pages is withheld. It does not forecast, and it says so when a question is outside what the book holds.

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Washington Capitals

Metropolitan Division, Eastern Conference · 21 reports in the 2023-24 edition.

This is the 2023-24 edition — an archived read, written from that season alone. Read the 2026-27 club page →

The club

2022-23 · 82 games · 224 for, 207 against

How it played

Shot attempts share, five-on-five
49.8% 17th of 32
Expected goals share, five-on-five
49.3% 20th of 32
Power play expected goals per sixty
7.22 13th of 32
Penalty kill expected goals allowed per sixty
7.74 25th of 32

Where the record lies

Finishing goals scored above what the chances were worth
+1.2 16th of 32
Goaltending goals prevented beyond what the chances allowed were worth
-5.7 20th of 32

Washington Capitals finished close to the chances underneath them at both ends. The record is roughly what the play deserved.

Roster shape

Points-weighted, so these are the ages and origins of the production rather than of the sweaters.

Average age
30.2
weighted by points
From 33 and up
29.0%
of skater points
From under 26
27.6%
of skater points
Homegrown
43.2%
drafted by this club
Continuity
71.5%
of last season's five-on-five minutes

The read

the numbers, and the eye

Eight hundred and twenty-two career goals, forty-two of them at thirty-seven, on a club that missed the playoffs for the first time in nine years.

Who this names 9 of 21 on the roster · 46% of their five-on-five minutes details

Both columns above are searched, and a name counts on the same terms the page links it: in full always, by surname only when one man in the edition wears it. Nothing here says who ought to be named — only who was, so the weighting can be seen rather than guessed at.

Not named here: Alexander Alexeyev, Nic Dowd, Nick Jensen, Darcy Kuemper, Evgeny Kuznetsov, Charlie Lindgren, Anthony Mantha, Sonny Milano, T.J. Oshie, Aliaksei Protas, Trevor van Riemsdyk, Dylan Strome.

What the Quant Says

35-37-10, 80 points, 24th in the league and sixth in the Metropolitan.

255 goals for, 20th. 265 against, 19th. Seventeenth in shot-attempt share, 20th in chance share, 15th at creating chances at even strength, 23rd at suppressing them, 17th on the power play and 18th on the penalty kill.

At five-on-five: 173 goals scored against 171.8 expected, and 182 conceded against 176.3. The finishing was 16th at plus-1.2 and the goaltending 20th at minus-5.7.

Washington missed the playoffs for the first time since 2014. Nothing about the record was borrowed in either direction: this club played like the twentieth-best team in hockey and finished twenty-fourth, and the six goals of difference are inside the noise.

Alex Ovechkin scored 42 goals at 37 and stands 822 for his career, seventy-two from the all-time record. Nicklas Backstrom played 39 games after hip resurfacing surgery and passed a thousand career points. Tom Wilson played 33 games. John Carlson played 40 and missed the rest with a skull fracture. Martin Fehérváry is the fastest defenceman in this book.

Rasmus Sandin, Joel Edmundson, Ethan Bear and Nicolas Aube-Kubel arrive. Conor Sheary, Lars Eller, Marcus Johansson, Garnet Hathaway, Erik Gustafsson and Matt Irwin do not.

The core of the 2018 Stanley Cup team is now 38, 36 and 35, and two of the three lost most of last season to surgery. What has arrived is a 23-year-old defenceman with 159 NHL games and three men on short contracts. This is a club that has not decided what it is doing, and the reason is standing in the left circle seventy-two goals from a record nobody expected anyone to reach.

What the Scout Says

Eight hundred and twenty-two goals, and everything else on the page is about age.

Alex Ovechkin has 822 career goals and 299 on the power play — the most of any man in this book — and scored 42 at 37. Washington was 20th in chance share, 16th at finishing and 20th in goaltending, and missed the playoffs for the first time in nine years.

Every framework in this project reads Ovechkin wrong in some direction and the goals keep going in. The rest of the roster is the 2018 club five years older, with a fast young defenceman and a good goaltender having a bad year.

The roster

Evidence 0 Full 19 Light 2 No record

No measured season behind two of them: Darcy Kuemper and Charlie Lindgren. Their pages carry an older stat line and a judgment, and nothing from 2022-23.

56

Alexander Alexeyev

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing, only 487 five-on-five minutes. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Washington Capitals

A first-round pick with thirty-three NHL games and no goals in any of them.

16

Nicolas Aube-Kubel

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

RW · Washington Capitals

The fourth percentile of zone starts, and two goals from thirty-one slot shots.

19

Nicklas Backstrom

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing, only 495 five-on-five minutes. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Washington Capitals

A thousand and thirty-two points, and a top speed in the bottom percentile.

74

Ethan Bear

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Washington Capitals

Five foot eleven and two hundred and nineteen pounds, and one goal from forty-six point shots.

74

John Carlson

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Washington Capitals

Forty games, a skull fracture, and seventy-eight shots from the point.

26

Nic Dowd

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Washington Capitals

Seventy-four attacking draws against three hundred and seventy-seven defensive ones — the second-hardest deployment in this book.

6

Joel Edmundson

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Washington Capitals

Twenty-three more goals allowed than the chances called for, and one goal from forty-eight point shots at 101 mph.

42

Martin Fehérváry

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Washington Capitals

The third-fastest skater in this book and the fastest defenceman in it.

4

Nick Jensen

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Washington Capitals

Five hundred and six defensive-zone draws, and a career high in points at thirty-two.

35

Darcy Kuemper

Evidence behind this report: No record. No five-on-five record — Kuemper did not play a measured season. Everything on the page is an older line and a judgment.

G · Washington Capitals

A career .9161 across ten thousand shots, and a .9080 in his first year in Washington.

92

Evgeny Kuznetsov

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Washington Capitals

Forty-three assists, a minus-26, and the twelfth percentile of chance share out of the 94th percentile of starts.

79

Charlie Lindgren

Evidence behind this report: No record. No five-on-five record — Lindgren did not play a measured season. Everything on the page is an older line and a judgment.

G · Washington Capitals

Undrafted, right-handed, and sixty NHL games spread across seven seasons.

39

Anthony Mantha

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

RW · Washington Capitals

Six foot five, two hundred and forty pounds, and below the league rate from every distance.

15

Sonny Milano

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

LW · Washington Capitals

Eleven goals from forty slot shots, and nothing at all from anywhere else.

77

T.J. Oshie

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

RW · Washington Capitals

A career 14.7 per cent shooter at thirty-six, on a nineteen-foot median.

8

Alex Ovechkin

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

LW · Washington Capitals

Eight hundred and twenty-two goals, forty-two of them at thirty-seven, and 9.52 per cent from beyond forty feet.

21

Aliaksei Protas

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

LW · Washington Capitals

Six foot six and two hundred and fifty pounds, on the fourth percentile of zone starts at twenty-two.

57

Trevor van Riemsdyk

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Washington Capitals

Four goals from seventy point shots, on the softest shot on the blue line.

38

Rasmus Sandin

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Washington Capitals

Five foot eleven, twenty-eight assists, and a career high by nineteen points.

17

Dylan Strome

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Washington Capitals

Sixty-five points on a one-year contract, and the 97th percentile of zone starts.

43

Tom Wilson

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing, only 446 five-on-five minutes. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

RW · Washington Capitals

Thirteen hundred career penalty minutes, and thirty-three games.

How they were used

2022-23 · 82 games

Measured from shift charts at five-on-five, not projected. Units are built from the strongest partnership outward and ordered by how much they were used; the percentage is the share of the first player’s five-on-five ice time spent alongside each linemate. A low number means the club never settled on a combination. Players who have gone are marked — either to another club, or off an NHL roster altogether, which covers retirement and an unsigned summer alike.

Forwards

First line

Second line

Third line

C Lars Eller now PIT 32%
L Marcus Johansson now MIN 18%

Fourth line

Defence

First pair

Second pair

Third pair

D Matt Irwin off the roster 746m

Goaltending

By games played