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Columbus Blue Jackets

Metropolitan Division, Eastern Conference · 23 reports in the 2023-24 edition.

This is the 2023-24 edition — an archived read, written from that season alone. Read the 2026-27 club page →

The club

2022-23 · 82 games · 216 for, 215 against

How it played

Shot attempts share, five-on-five
44.9% 30th of 32
Expected goals share, five-on-five
44.1% 29th of 32
Power play expected goals per sixty
6.78 24th of 32
Penalty kill expected goals allowed per sixty
8.27 30th of 32

Where the record lies

Finishing goals scored above what the chances were worth
-12.4 27th of 32
Goaltending goals prevented beyond what the chances allowed were worth
-34.1 31st of 32

Columbus Blue Jackets scored 12.4 fewer goals than their chances were worth and got 34.1 fewer saves than the chances they faced warranted — 47 goals of the record that the underlying play does not explain. Both halves regress.

Roster shape

Points-weighted, so these are the ages and origins of the production rather than of the sweaters.

Average age
25.9
weighted by points
From 33 and up
0.0%
of skater points
From under 26
46.9%
of skater points
Homegrown
34.7%
drafted by this club
Continuity
87.0%
of last season's five-on-five minutes

The read

the numbers, and the eye

Thirty-first in the league at suppressing chances and 31st in the crease behind it — three goaltenders, none above .893, and a minus-41 defenceman playing a first-pair role because there was nobody else.

Who this names 5 of 23 on the roster · 31% of their five-on-five minutes details

Both columns above are searched, and a name counts on the same terms the page links it: in full always, by surname only when one man in the edition wears it. Nothing here says who ought to be named — only who was, so the weighting can be seen rather than guessed at.

Not named here: Emil Bemstrom, Nick Blankenburg, Adam Boqvist, Egor Chinakhov, Jake Christiansen, Liam Foudy, Erik Gudbranson, Boone Jenner, Kent Johnson, Sean Kuraly, Patrik Laine, Kirill Marchenko, Elvis Merzlikins, Mathieu Olivier, Eric Robinson, Jack Roslovic, Cole Sillinger, Daniil Tarasov.

What the Quant Says

25-48-9, 59 points, 30th in the league and last in the Metropolitan.

214 goals for, 30th. 330 against, 31st. Twenty-fifth at creating chances at even strength, 31st at suppressing them, 31st in the crease, 28th on the penalty kill and 12th on the power play.

At five-on-five: 143 goals scored against 155.4 expected, and 231 conceded against 196.9. The finishing was 27th at minus-12.4 and the goaltending 31st at minus-34.1. Forty-six goals lost in the two departments where a bad club can least afford to lose them.

Andrew Peeke's ice went 44-91 at five-on-five, the worst goal differential in the league by twelve, in a first-pair role he was never meant to have. Johnny Gaudreau went from 115 points and a plus-64 to 74 and a minus-33 in one summer.

Ivan Provorov, Damon Severson and Spencer Martin all arrive. Vladislav Gavrikov, Joonas Korpisalo, Gustav Nyquist and Michael Hutchinson do not.

The club has spent the summer on defencemen — two of them, both signed or traded for at real cost — and on a goaltender whose last two seasons were the best and the worst save percentages in the league. Every one of those bets is about the same 46 goals.

What the Scout Says

A club that could not defend and could not keep goal, and spent the summer buying two defencemen and the goaltender with the worst save percentage in hockey.

Columbus allowed 3.043 expected goals per 60 at even strength, 31st in the league, and its goaltending came in 34.1 goals worse than the chances it faced, also 31st. Andrew Peeke finished minus-41. Patrik Laine's shot is measured at 101.1 mph.

There is real talent in this room — a 74-point winger, a 101 mph shot, two twenty-goal forwards under 24 — and no structure underneath it at all.

The roster

Evidence 0 Full 20 Light 3 No record

No measured season behind three of them: Spencer Martin, Elvis Merzlikins and Daniil Tarasov. Their pages carry an older stat line and a judgment, and nothing from 2022-23.

52

Emil Bemstrom

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Columbus Blue Jackets

Four seasons, 172 games, and he has never played sixty in one.

37

Nick Blankenburg

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Columbus Blue Jackets

Five-foot-nine, undrafted, and nineteen minutes a night in his first real NHL run.

34

Adam Boqvist

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Columbus Blue Jackets

Eighth overall, four seasons, and he has never played more than 52 games in one.

59

Egor Chinakhov

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing, only 360 five-on-five minutes. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

RW · Columbus Blue Jackets

A 101.6 mph shot at the 99th percentile, on 44 shots in 30 games.

2

Jake Christiansen

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing, only 346 five-on-five minutes. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Columbus Blue Jackets

Twenty-four games, no goals, and fifteen minutes a night on the league's worst blue line.

43

Liam Foudy

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Columbus Blue Jackets

A first-round pick with 89 games in four years and a minus-27 on his ice.

13

Johnny Gaudreau

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

LW · Columbus Blue Jackets

From plus-64 and 115 points to minus-33 and 74, in one summer and one move.

44

Erik Gudbranson

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Columbus Blue Jackets

Seventy-seven shots on goal from beyond forty feet and none of them went in — second in the league.

22

Boone Jenner

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Columbus Blue Jackets

Twenty-six goals in 68 games and minus-32 — the captain's season in two numbers that cannot both be about him.

91

Kent Johnson

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Columbus Blue Jackets

Sixteen goals at 20, off a top speed in the 17th percentile.

52

Sean Kuraly

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Columbus Blue Jackets

The most defensive-zone usage in the National Hockey League, and his ice went 23-55.

92

Patrik Laine

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

LW · Columbus Blue Jackets

A 101.1 mph shot, 45 slap shots, and five goals on 67 attempts from beyond forty feet — the exception this book keeps failing to find.

86

Kirill Marchenko

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

RW · Columbus Blue Jackets

Twenty-one goals and four assists — the most lopsided scoring line of any rookie in this book.

41

Spencer Martin

Evidence behind this report: No record. No five-on-five record — Martin did not play a measured season. Everything on the page is an older line and a judgment.

G · Columbus Blue Jackets

The worst save percentage in the league last season, and the best one the season before.

90

Elvis Merzlikins

Evidence behind this report: No record. No five-on-five record — Merzlikins did not play a measured season. Everything on the page is an older line and a judgment.

G · Columbus Blue Jackets

A save percentage that has fallen in each of his four seasons, from .9227 to .8763.

24

Mathieu Olivier

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

RW · Columbus Blue Jackets

Eighty-one penalty minutes in eleven and a half minutes a night, and a 95.7 mph shot he takes from the goal line.

26

Andrew Peeke

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Columbus Blue Jackets

Minus-41, and his ice went 44-91 at five-on-five — the worst goal differential in the National Hockey League by twelve.

9

Ivan Provorov

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Columbus Blue Jackets

Seventy-four shots on goal from beyond forty feet and none of them went in — third in the league, on the same blue line as the man who was second.

50

Eric Robinson

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

LW · Columbus Blue Jackets

Undrafted, six seasons in one organisation, and the 3rd percentile in zone starts.

28

Jack Roslovic

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Columbus Blue Jackets

Thirty-three assists on a club that scored 214 goals, and the 6th percentile in expected-goal share.

78

Damon Severson

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

D · Columbus Blue Jackets

The 98th percentile in expected-goal share, and his ice scored seventeen goals fewer than the chances predicted.

4

Cole Sillinger

Evidence behind this report: Light. Thinner than most: part of the record is missing. The page is honest about what it has, but it is a smaller sample than the book's norm.

C · Columbus Blue Jackets

Sixteen goals as an 18-year-old rookie, three as a 19-year-old sophomore.

80

Daniil Tarasov

Evidence behind this report: No record. No five-on-five record — Tarasov did not play a measured season. Everything on the page is an older line and a judgment.

G · Columbus Blue Jackets

The best save percentage in the Columbus crease last season, at .8920.

How they were used

2022-23 · 82 games

Measured from shift charts at five-on-five, not projected. Units are built from the strongest partnership outward and ordered by how much they were used; the percentage is the share of the first player’s five-on-five ice time spent alongside each linemate. A low number means the club never settled on a combination. Players who have gone are marked — either to another club, or off an NHL roster altogether, which covers retirement and an unsigned summer alike.

Forwards

Defence

First pair

Second pair

D Tim Berni off the roster 43%

Third pair

D Gavin Bayreuther off the roster 753m

Goaltending

By games played

G Joonas Korpisalo now OTT 28 GP
G Michael Hutchinson now DET 16 GP
G Jon Gillies off the roster 3 GP
G Jet Greaves 1 GP