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17

Parker Kelly

Ottawa Senators Center

The 4th-most buried chair of 652 skaters, sixty penalty minutes in forty-one games, and a 100 mph shot.

SeasonTeamGPGAPTS+/-PIMPPSHGWSS%TOI
2020-21OTT1101+100001100.07:32
2021-22OTT417512-4600004814.610:35
2022-23 so far—————————————
Career—428513-3600004916.310:31

This Season So Far

The 2022-23 season has not started. The empty row above is his, and both it and this paragraph fill in on their own from the morning after he first plays: what he has done, what it is worth against his own last season, and the run he is on when the two disagree.

Last Season

41 games, 7 goals and 5 assists at 10:35 a night, minus-4, sixty penalty minutes, 48 shots. Undrafted, and forty-two NHL games at ten and a half minutes a night out of it.

Four hundred and thirty-four minutes of ice is short of the five hundred this book requires before it will place a man in the league distribution, so what follows is described rather than ranked.

The Finesse Game

23.6 per cent of his end-zone starts came in the attacking end — the 4th-lowest of the 652 skaters who took two hundred end-zone starts. Fifty-one in the attacking end against 165 in his own.

He, Dylan Gambrell and Austin Watson hold three of the four hardest chairs in the league.

Forty-eight shots produced seven goals at 14.6 per cent, from a 28-foot median with thirty-four per cent from the slot. A hundred miles an hour is the top shot speed, which is a genuine figure and comes off forty-eight attempts.

44.0 per cent of the expected goals across 396 five-on-five minutes. His ice went 14-18 against an expectation of 12.81-16.31.

The Physical Game

Sixty penalty minutes in forty-one games at ten and a half minutes a night, and sixty across a forty-two-game career.

That is close to a minute and a half of penalties a game from a fourth-line forward, on a club that took the 8th-most short-handed minutes in the league and killed at the 30th-best rate. It is the single most expensive thing in the file.

The Intangibles

22.1 mph and eighty recorded sprints over twenty miles an hour in forty-one games. Both are drawn from half a season and neither is comparable to a full one.

73.0 miles across forty-one games is 1.78 a game, which is low even before the ice time is accounted for.

He is 23, undrafted, and has forty-two NHL games. The chair, the shot speed and the penalty minutes are the three things the file says clearly, and on a club already spending 5:08 a game short-handed, the third of them is the reason the first two may not be enough.

What kind of player

The searchable half of the report. The first group is computed from the season's own data; the rest are read out of the prose above, and each one carries the sentence that produced it. A subject the report never raised is simply absent.

  • measuredcomputed here from the season's own data
  • a strengthread out of the prose, and claimed

Each computed tag also says how well its measure holds up from one season to the next, because a tag describes a season that has finished and a reader will assume it predicts the one coming. Some do and some do not, and the gap is wide: five-on-five workload repeats well, scoring late does not repeat at all.

  • hard-minutes· is started in his own end, against the other club's best

    24% of his end-zone starts in the attacking end, 1st percentile among forwards

    Season to season, this measure repeats well (0.66) · 50% keep it

  • undrafteda strength· arrived without a pick attached

    “Undrafted, and forty-two NHL games at ten and a half minutes a night out of it.”

  • nastya strength· hard to play against; the edge is the point

    “Sixty penalty minutes in forty-one games at ten and a half minutes a night, and sixty across a forty-two-game career.”

The numbers underneath

On the ice

Five-on-five, 2021-22 · 396 minutes

Expected goals
44%
14th pct

share of the chances while he was out there

Shot attempts
44.5%
13th pct

share of the attempts while he was out there

Goals while he was on the ice: 14 for, 18 against. Expected: 12.8 and 16.3.

The eye and the numbers

Hindsight
Report
53rd
Numbers
14th

The report ranks him 39 points above where the numbers do. It was written for a back edition, with the seasons that followed already known. Neither the agreement nor the gap says anything about the eye, and this report is excluded from the club-level comparison for the same reason. Why the numbers land there sets out the club he did it on, the minutes he played and the men he played them with.

Both bars are percentiles among the 649 skaters in this edition with a report and enough ice time. The report bar ranks the mean of the grades above — 61 on their own scale — against every other report's mean. The numbers bar ranks his share of expected goals. A gap is a disagreement about where he belongs, not two scales talking past each other.

Tracked

NHL Edge, 2021-22 · 41 games

Top speed
22.1 mph
46th pct

fastest he was clocked all season; the league's average best is 22.0

Bursts over 20 mph
1.95 a game

how often he reaches that speed, not how fast he goes

Distance
1.78 miles a game

skated, all strengths

Hardest shot
100.0 mph
99th pct

one shot; the league's average best is 84.1

A top speed is a season's best, and a man who takes more shifts gets more tries at one; the percentile is the feed's own, against every skater, and says less between a top-pair defenceman and a fourth-line wing than it does between two men in the same job. The counts are shown per game for the same reason.

Usual linemates

2021-22 · 396 minutes at five-on-five

Share of his five-on-five ice time spent alongside each player, measured from shift charts. Special teams are excluded: a power-play unit is not a line.

Why the numbers land there

Five-on-five, 2021-22

The club
OTT took 47.1% of the expected goals as a club. His own share is 44.0% — 3.1 below the club he did it on.
The role
396 minutes at five-on-five — 13th percentile in ice time.

With and without

TeammateTogetherHim apartMate apart
Austin Watson46.1%41.8%42.8%
Dylan Gambrell45.0%43.2%37.2%
Nick Holden42.6%44.8%48.1%

46.1% together, 41.8% for him apart and 42.8% for Watson apart. Both were worse apart, so whatever the two of them had together was doing real work.

Expected-goal share while both were on the ice, and for each man in the minutes he played without the other. Apart is the pair subtracted from his own totals. It does not settle who was carrying whom — apart from each other, both were still playing with somebody — but it does say whether the share travelled when the pairing broke up.

Where he shoots from

goal on goal missed

62 unblocked shots in 2021-22, 7 of them goals. His median goal came from 28 feet. 34% of his shots came from inside twenty feet, 19% from beyond forty.