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29

Parker Wotherspoon

Boston Bruins Defense

Nine points in fifty-three NHL games, no goals, and eighty-three per cent of his attempts from beyond forty feet.

SeasonTeamGPGAPTS+/-PIMPPSHGWSS%TOI
2022-23NYI12011+54000100.013:20
2023-24BOS41088+631000320.017:43
2024-25 so far—————————————
Career—53099+1135000420.016:43

This Season So Far

The 2024-25 season has not started. The empty row above is his, and both it and this paragraph fill in on their own from the morning after he first plays: what he has done, what it is worth against his own last season, and the run he is on when the two disagree.

Last Season

No goals and 8 assists in 41 games — 8 points at 17:43 a night, plus-6, on 32 shots with 31 penalty minutes.

51.3 per cent of the expected goals at five-on-five over 643 minutes, the 62nd percentile — a better share than either half of the top pair managed. His ice went 25-20 against an expectation of 25.41-24.12.

The Finesse Game

32 attempts at a median of 55 feet, with 83 per cent from beyond 40 feet and not one of them from inside 20. No goals in 53 NHL games.

There is no shot and no offensive game at all. Eight assists is what a third-pairing defenceman produces by moving the puck to the man who can do something with it, and that is the entire contribution and it is a real one.

The Physical Game

6-1 and 190 and light for the position. He defends with his stick and his feet, and he will lose a battle in front of his own net to a heavy forward.

31 penalty minutes in 41 games is on the high side for a player who does not hit, and most of it is the stick foul that follows losing a step.

The Intangibles

A hundred and twelfth overall in 2015 by the Islanders, seven seasons in the American league, and 53 NHL games at 27.

He is a seventh defenceman who was needed for half a season and did not cost his club anything, which is precisely the job. A fourth-round pick who reaches the NHL at 26 and holds a spot on a 109-point team has done something almost nobody in his draft position does.

What kind of player

The searchable half of the report. The first group is computed from the season's own data; the rest are read out of the prose above, and each one carries the sentence that produced it. A subject the report never raised is simply absent.

  • measuredcomputed here from the season's own data
  • a strengthread out of the prose, and claimed
  • he lacks itraised, and he does not have it

Each computed tag also says how well its measure holds up from one season to the next, because a tag describes a season that has finished and a reader will assume it predicts the one coming. Some do and some do not, and the gap is wide: five-on-five workload repeats well, scoring late does not repeat at all.

  • hard-minutes· is started in his own end, against the other club's best

    38% of his end-zone starts in the attacking end, 6th percentile among defencemen

    Season to season, this measure repeats well (0.66) · 50% keep it

  • transitiona strength· carries it out; gains the line under control

    “**Eight assists is what a third-pairing defenceman produces by moving the puck to the man who can do something with it**, and that is the entire contribution and it is a real one.”

  • clears-the-creasehe lacks it· moves grown men off the front of his net

    “He defends with his stick and his feet, and he will lose a battle in front of his own net to a heavy forward.”

  • hard-to-movehe lacks it· cannot be shifted from where he decides to stand

    “6-1 and 190 and light for the position. He defends with his stick and his feet, and he will lose a battle in front of his own net to a heavy forward.”

  • fouls-when-beatena strength· the stick foul that follows losing a step

    “31 penalty minutes in 41 games is on the high side for a player who does not hit, and most of it is the stick foul that follows losing a step.”

The numbers underneath

On the ice

Five-on-five, 2023-24 · 643 minutes

Expected goals
51.3%
63rd pct

share of the chances while he was out there

Shot attempts
47.2%
30th pct

share of the attempts while he was out there

Goals while he was on the ice: 25 for, 20 against. Expected: 25.4 and 24.1.

The eye and the numbers

Hindsight
Report
4th
Numbers
63rd

The numbers rank him 59 points above where the report does. It was written for a back edition, with the seasons that followed already known. Neither the agreement nor the gap says anything about the eye, and this report is excluded from the club-level comparison for the same reason. Why the numbers land there sets out the club he did it on, the minutes he played and the men he played them with.

Both bars are percentiles among the 652 skaters in this edition with a report and enough ice time. The report bar ranks the mean of the grades above — 54 on their own scale — against every other report's mean. The numbers bar ranks his share of expected goals. A gap is a disagreement about where he belongs, not two scales talking past each other.

Tracked

NHL Edge, 2023-24 · 41 games

Top speed
21.0 mph
20th pct

fastest he was clocked all season; the league's average best is 21.7

Bursts over 20 mph
0.27 a game

how often he reaches that speed, not how fast he goes

Distance
2.40 miles a game

skated, all strengths

Hardest shot
87.0 mph
27th pct

one shot; the league's average best is 90.2

A top speed is a season's best, and a man who takes more shifts gets more tries at one; the percentile is the feed's own, against every skater, and says less between a top-pair defenceman and a fourth-line wing than it does between two men in the same job. The counts are shown per game for the same reason.

Usual linemates

2023-24 · 643 minutes at five-on-five

Share of his five-on-five ice time spent alongside each player, measured from shift charts. Special teams are excluded: a power-play unit is not a line.

Why the numbers land there

Five-on-five, 2023-24

The club
BOS took 49.7% of the expected goals as a club. His own share is 51.3% — 1.6 above the club he did it on.
The role
643 minutes at five-on-five — 28th percentile in ice time.

With and without

TeammateTogetherHim apartMate apart
Morgan Geekie50.3%51.8%50.7%
Kevin Shattenkirk60.1%48.3%52.1%
Jake DeBrusk53.7%50.5%50.3%

50.3% together, 51.8% for him apart and 50.7% for Geekie apart. Splitting them up moved neither man. Whatever is driving the share, it is not this pairing.

Expected-goal share while both were on the ice, and for each man in the minutes he played without the other. Apart is the pair subtracted from his own totals. It does not settle who was carrying whom — apart from each other, both were still playing with somebody — but it does say whether the share travelled when the pairing broke up.

Where he shoots from

goal on goal missed

42 unblocked shots in 2023-24, 0 of them goals. 0% of his shots came from inside twenty feet, 83% from beyond forty.