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2026-27 edition Ask a direct question about this edition of the book — who, how many, how common, which group more — and it is answered with a table computed on this page from the edition’s index: the season line, height and age, the on-ice percentiles, the grades and the traits read out of every report. Ask for a view on named players — what a comparison comes down to, what makes a man — and you get the book’s reading of their own pages, and only those. The model turns your question into a query and phrases the result, or reads the pages it is handed; it never originates a figure, and an answer carrying a figure that is on neither the table nor the pages is withheld. It does not forecast, and it says so when a question is outside what the book holds.

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Darcy Kuemper

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Darcy Kuemper

Los Angeles Kings Goaltender #35

A Stanley Cup starter having a mediocre season on a team that gave up too much of the wrong kind of chance.

SeasonTeamGPWLOTLGAGAASOSASV%
2012-13MIN6120102.080119.916
2013-14MIN261284602.432702.914
2014-15MIN3114122682.603718.905
2015-16MIN21675432.432507.915
2016-17MIN18853553.130562.902
2017-18LAK/ARI291275672.524833.920
2018-19ARI55272081262.3351677.925
2019-20ARI2916112652.222903.928
2020-21ARI2710113662.562710.907
2021-22COL57371241382.5451754.921
2022-23WSH57222671542.8751674.908
2023-24WSH33131431033.311940.890
2024-25LAK50311171002.0251267.921
2025-26LAK501914151342.7831234.891
2026-27 so far——————————
Career—4892281606811892.573913600.913

This Season So Far

The 2026-27 season has not started. The empty row above is his, and both it and this paragraph fill in on their own from the morning after he first plays: what he has done, what it is worth against his own last season, and the run he is on when the two disagree.

Last Season

50 games, a .891 save percentage and a 2.78 goals-against average with 3 shutouts. That save percentage is well below his career .913, and a 19-14-15 record with that many ties-turned-overtime says a lot about the kind of games this team plays.

The Physical Game

6-5, and like most goaltenders that size he plays a controlled, positional game and lets shots hit him. He is square early, quiet in the crease, and does not chase pucks with his hands. At his best in Colorado he made hard nights look procedural.

The lateral movement is his limitation and always has been. He is not a quick side-to-side goaltender, so plays that move the puck across the royal road get him moving late, and he is beaten more often on the second look than the first.

Rebound control was the specific problem last season. Pucks came off him into the slot rather than to the corners, and on a team that already surrenders the middle of the ice more than it should, that compounds.

The Mental Game

Even-tempered and durable in the psychological sense — he does not spiral after a soft goal, and he has been through enough seasons to treat a bad month as a bad month. He has also never been an especially demonstrative presence, which cuts both ways on a team that could use somebody stealing games.

The Intangibles

He won a Cup as a starter, which is not nothing and is worth remembering when a save percentage dips for a year. He is 36, and goaltenders of this type — big, positional, unspectacular — usually hold their level until they suddenly do not.

The club has an able backup and a lot of money committed to the position. This is the season that determines whether last year was a blip or the start of the decline.

The numbers underneath

Recent form

Last 20 appearances, 2025-26, oldest first

.837

save percentage over his last 8, on 203 shots · .859 across these 20

Each bar is one appearance, taller being a better save percentage. Filled bars are .920 or better.